It's quite irritating when you're looking online for a nice place to stay in on holiday and the picture of the dazzling location has under it the words 'adults only'. Particularly if you have a 3 year old.
We've found that the only way to recall our amorous lives is to go into the next door bedroom. In effect, we've turned the spare bedroom into our sex dungeon.
Is that a sign of success? You've got enough rooms in your flat to have one designated the sex dungeon? Best not let Finn, Matilda or Iulia's mum read this one, because they sleep in it.
Not at the same time I hasten to add.
Are you talking about my study 😁? How vile 😁