Uncompetitive cartoons

Every week there's a competition run by the Cartoonist's Club of Great Britain for its members on the topic of some theme. I consistently come last or second last - which shows real consistency. It is either a theme or a line that you can't add to or change.

Theme: Mole

Theme: Spring

Theme: Scary

Theme: What if

Theme: Tarzan

Line: "What a way to go"

Line: "Are you sure this is the right way up?"

Theme: Water companies

Line: "And what are you in for?"

Line : "I think you'll find that's against the rules."

Line: "I'll soon get the hang of it"

Line: "You never listen to me do you?"