Willow - Microsoft's new quantum chip

Big announcement in Quantum computing today from Microsoft. They've launched a chip the size of an After Eight dinner mint that can perform calculations faster than the number of years anything has ever existed.

They just haven't figured out what sort of calculations it can do yet.

When I heard about it, I immediately thought of my late grandmother, who was one of the most boring people I've ever met.

Does this mean I'm going to hell?