Day One Hundred and Fourteen - adult's little finger

Finn has left us after a fortnight to head back to Warwick University. It was nice to have him round the flat and Loki really enjoyed being looked after by him. Not sure it was the same the other way round, but we will eventually pay the lad like we said we would.

As Finn got ready to leave, Loki traipsed into the hallway like a gambolling lamb....

People can get very upset about little kids wobbling their dicks about and I've never really understood why. Guess I don't have the thing in their heads that makes them think this is anything other than funny.

When Finn was waiting for his Uber, Loki was bollock naked in the window waving goodbye, totally unself-conscious and raising many a smile on passers-by on the street.

Iulia was even less concerned, and it was only my mother's voice in my head that made me think 'better cover the little guy up'. Mothers eh? Instil all sorts of terrible values in you.