Finn got to meet one of Loki's Hampstead nursery mums on Monday on a playdate. He made quite an impression so theoretically I could be in a position where my youngest son is playing with a friend who's mother is dating my oldest son.
Nah, just kidding.
Maybe.

Zoos need to get more imaginative. There's nothing interesting about looking at animals unless they're humping, eating each other or have their mouths open. That's it.
What doe of fuck mean? And no cartoon.