It's weigh-in day tomorrow and by this stage of the week you are weighing up mentally all the little moments of weakness and wondering whether they're going to sink you come judgement time.
As I've mentioned before, it's all about finding other things to distract you when you feel the seductive hand of temptation.
It's not true you know. They don't make noises like mating Andean frogs. They're a lot squeakier than Iulia and Loki. Like a high pitched suppressed fart.
No, the noises Loki and Iu make are much more on the bagpipes falling downstairs spectrum. And if you've watched the Exorcist lately, the wheezy, asthma like gasps of the possessed demon child when Father Karras enters the hell room.
Every evening.
Anyway, weigh in day tomorrow, so that's something to look forward to.
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