Our neighbours who used to live next door to us now live underneath us. More fool them we thought given that Loki on our wooden floor must sound like a jumping jack rabbit on pogo sticks. But we didn't count on the fact that their downstairs small patch of garden would prove to be such a source of contention, not just for Loki but also Iulia. 'I want a garden' she now mournfully declares to me, at random times throughout any day. 'We need a garden'.
Loki goes through gals in his classroom like a cotton tail rabbit. 'Who did you play with today Loki?' He'll reply 'Mia, I love her'. Next day, 'did you play with Mia today Loki?'. 'No, I played with Arrabella. I love her'.
Bloody hell. Man whore.
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