There's been a bit of traffic on the Nursery mums and dads whatsapp this week about where to send the sprogs during the summer break while the Nursery is closed. When I say closed, I mean, the official term has ended but you can still send your kids there, only at even more extortionate rates.
So an alternative is activity centres geared up for little kids - one of which was called out by the local mums for having what she believed was a suspiciously groping type attendant in their employ. That's like shouting fire at a blind people's convention - the chatter exploded and now everyone is in one of two camps - a) the mum's deluded and making noise over nothing, and b) oh my god there's a child molester roaming free on our little ones.
This is my take on things...
Pragmatism, as always, should win out. Only trouble with the solution I propose above is that I have lost the ability to glean beauty in other people's children. To me, they all look revolting.
“Those guys are Weird” - Tim Walz