Weigh in day today and the scales gave their judgement. Beginning to think we may need to install some kind of CCTV for the weigh-ins...

Rained all day today on Mother's Day in London. Normally we'd get a takeaway or goto a nice restaurant and have a big nosh up with some...

As I've mentioned before, my partner goes out a lot more than I do. She's clearly a terrible mother as a result. But putting all that...

There's usually about an hour or two between the moment Iulia conks out on the couch and the time when I'm ready for bed. I'm a bit like...

I'm incredibly jealous when Iulia goes out in the evening for one of her fancy gigs. It's not my fear of her finding another bloke and...

Trying to find a decent film to watch when you're a middle aged couple is a battle of wills between your inner complacency and the...

Old wives tales they call them. Received wisdom that underpins some natural remedy or non-medically approved treatment. Or some secret...

At some point during all this sweating, passing out, feeling at death's door, etc, it seemed appropriate to see a doctor or two. Most...

I had no idea how much sweating I've been doing these last few days. Jesus I can sweat. I've lost over 3 kilos of myself in water into my...

This flat is a place of mourning. We are all afflicted with this bug. The big question is whether it's helpful for weigh in tomorrow. Now...

Been very sick today - passed out three times during the course of the day - the most dramatic one being the last where I prevented any...

For a long time I've avoided looking at myself in mirrors. I particularly hate going into flashy shops with extravagant reflective...

I used to be good with names. Not of people I knew, but of people I don't know, like Timothy Spall. Or Clint Eastwood. Or a truck load of...

There are signs that you're getting bigger. They pop up all over the place. On this ski trip one of the most obvious signals was revealed...

My secretary asked me today 'are you back in one piece from the skiing?' to which I can only reply after standing on the scales...

Loki's reaction to skiing was unencumbered by the burden of nuance - as evidenced by him shouting at the top of his voice 'I don't like...

Colours have the potential to make a big difference in how fat you look. This is something I discovered on this recent ski experience in...

Ever had a dream that you've been left stranded having got off a bus in the middle of nowhere without a penny in your pocket, you're...

My periodically one-eyed mother, whom I refer to as the Cyclops, mentioned to me the other day a miracle new pill that if you get...

My eldest son Finn is studying Philosophy at university and so maybe he is closer to answering the question 'are we the same person...